Carpe Diem!~

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between


notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.


  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
bittersweetthoughtsofinsantity:

This brought out the lesbian in us all

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something


nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming


sixpenceee:

sorry satan, I was kinda busy

reggaedaze:

crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

Tag be it or die


hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes