Carpe Diem!~

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."


alicanfly:

l2unaway:

late at night when you in your feels

Me every night
  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  


thedoctorsbuttercup:

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

Now the groundskeeper.

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin


australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink