Carpe Diem!~

dilfgod:

my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going


n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa


humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first


foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting


eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen


tinytmas:

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

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do-raymi:

Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato


crunchier:

bed blogging and hearing your mom yell that lunch’s readyimage

rushing to the kitchen like

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mom: it’ll be ready in five mins but would you mind setting the table?

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highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post i’m reblogging