Carpe Diem!~

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 


oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy


gaypos:

where is the emoji with bags under its eyes


meladoodle:

1/7th of my life has been a wednesday


oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus


hallucinating-faeries:

taurnus:

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

BROTHER NATURE
BYE
BEST PHOTO SET EVER

masqueradehfx:


bl-ossomed:



Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

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The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

caitlinin221b:

Leaving the house without a jacket like 

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and then going out and ending up like 

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